Welcome to the home of the Funklord of USA.



Look here for art, literature,and music links.

Its the same page, but i now own the domain name

" www.funklord.net ", its easier to type.

I have more money in my bank account than all of you idiots combined.

I have included text, pictures, and links for things that you might find in my real home (pictured here).

  • Cool stuff for sale at Funklord Enterprises.

    government links. look them up an give them your feedback, its the AMERICAN way

  • Keith, guru at w.w.w.jollygreen.com
  • Pete, the mightiest goddamn consultant this side of the international dateline
  • My bar that i do not own, Ralphs corner bar, or R.C.B.

    • Come and take a trip with me. You can visit one of several different places located on the castle grounds.

    Curl up with a book in the library

    Or you can look at my image gallery.

    Explore the music room.

    I also have a personal bar. It is mostly stocked with homeade alcohol. Help yourself, but if you take my last beer i will find you and burn your family. may i see your I.D. jerkass?

    Got a GREEN thumb? Wander out to the greenhouse for growing tips and other outside type links. Greenhouse